I had a good day today. Cluster this morning was interesting. I enjoyed being able to pray with Lesley and Katie (Lesley works for a project in Dawlish and Katie works in Torquay) and it was really good to look at Colossians with Colin Piper (the guy who leads SWYM). But I got a bit bored during the rest of it and it seemed just to be for the sake of it. I think we should just have the food (which this morning had a scottish theme and included Iron Bru), follow it with share for prayer and care, then have a message and worship. All the messing around in between does my head in!!

Had a miracle happen this afternoon. In the morning Lesley and Katie had prayed that I could get all this work I need to get done for conference finished and in around 2 hours I did 2800 words or so on pastoral theology with a break for a cuppain the middle - cummon! So the one I need to hand in down I might have a crack at the other tomorrow along with planning for church stuff.

Also got to have a good couple of meetings tonight. The first was a Sunday School leaders looking at the practicalities of changing it around and doing x-stream from Easter till Summer and it seems to have been approved which is cool. The second was housegroup where today we looked at Prayer (our next spiritual discipline) and had a discussion on it which was really good before praying for each other.

Tomorrow I've got a day of planning prayer and supergang in the evening. I've also got to go into town so that I can buy a map for a prayer thing we are doing at SWYM conference next week - should be cool! Have a gud un!

12 people have contributed to this song that insults me! Well it's quite good!

The Andy Insult

Verse 1
Andy sings and he's very bad
In fact he's very very sad
He wants to be in a rock and roll band
Maybe he'll be famous in Disneyland

Chorous
Andy can't sing - And his feet smell
Andy can't sing - Ruth says so as well
Andy can't sing - His voice sounds like a pig in a cheesegrater
Andy can't sing - But he'll rock you later!!

Verse 2
Sometimes he wears a dress
To all the girls he is a pest
But on stage he is a star
Even though he can't play guitar

Verse 3
If you're coming to Ireland you'll see him there
Everyday with a clean pair of underwear
He screams and shouts and looks like a fool
But in his head he thinks he's cool

Bridge
Big Nose - Silly Clothes
Short Hair - Looks like a bear
Brain Dead - Blue Head
He should have gone to specsavers!

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